Years lived in home: 1
Total money spent on home improvements: $10K
Funds left in renovation loan: $1,200
Funds needed to complete all proposed improvements: $40K
Times Katherine has broken down in tears due to being overwhelmed by demo: 5
Swear words uttered by Jeremy during projects: 178,299
Rooms affected by renovation projects: 7
Rooms completed: 0
Boxes of slate tile installed: 5.5 (out of 36 purchased)
Average trips to Home Depot per week: 3.5
Returns to Home Depot: 7, including 1 bathtub (post coming later)
Dumpsters rented: 2 (1 10 cubic yard, 1 15 cubic yard)
Animals present in home: 1 cat (permanently) 3 dogs (guests), 1 mouse (ousted)
Animals present on property: numerous birds, cats, oppossums, racoons, groundhogs, moles, squirrels (Uh, yeah, we do live in the city. Go figure.)
Unnecessary gas lines removed, in ft: 60
New plumbing fixures installed: 8
New outlets/lights installed: 20+
Glasses of wine consumed: too numerous to count
